See I moved to the UK in a fit of clarity after realising I just wasn’t having as much fun as I should have. There is only so much sun and surf a man can handle. Not to say I won’t try to find that again. I just don’t want to be retired yet.
One is now knee deep in learning about queuing, snow, shoes! and shutting up rather than saying what everyone is thinking. Needless to say, I’m glad I’m here.
